Earth

The Earth was created by the Cosmic Space Gorilla. He used his cosmic power to create the planet and filled it with life modeled after his own image. Clumsy though his hands were and the apes he created had oversized eyes and weird hands. They looked like lorises. He ruled over them as a benevolent god but demanded that they not...do the thing. But then one day they did the thing and in his rage he abandoned the Earth. He became distracted by The Egg War and would not return for a long time.

In his absesnce, the apes on earth grew restless and conflict brewed. The apes broke into factions and fought one another in a conflict that scarred the planet and killed all but one of the apes. He fell asleep next to the body of his fallen lover and there he stayed vanishing beneath the mountain that grew around him. Many years later, The Sun God and his Family discover the earth after their house burns down. The place is a rocky wasteland and the ocean is sticky and smells bad. It's quite the fixer upper, but with a little magic and elbow grease, they transform the planet into a lush prosperous planet filled with life.

And that's when the trouble starts.