God of War

He is the god of war, rage, violence, loud music, loss, strength in numbers, bravery, fool's bravery and lots of other stuff.

Birth of the War God
After the War of the Second House, the Evil Space Gorilla returns to his evil lair with the Hand of the Moon Goddess. The other evil titans fall in line behind him as he returns to his palace of darkness. He takes the hand to the top of the palace accompanied by a company of his guards. He tears the guards limb from limb and reassembles the pieces into a horrific looking creature. The hand of the moon goddess is attached and after much effort and magic, the god of war is born. But because he has the hand of the moon goddess, which is imbued with The Sun's Light, instead of looking like a horrifying monster, he's a very cute baby. However because he looks nothing like the Evil Space Gorilla he is forever subject to the narcissistic cruelty of the pompous primate.