The Egg War

The Great Cosmic Peacock and the Great Cosmic Eagle lay a white and black egg respectively. Fiercely territorial, the birds fight one another and become fused together and their fusion lays The Grey Egg. Afterward they split apart and fly off in opposite directions to recuperate. While the Eagle is recuperating, the Boar eats the black egg. This enrages the eagle and the eagle kills the boar. The dragon then kills the weakened eagle. The tiger kills the dragon and goes to sleep. The wolf kills the tiger in its sleep. Then to bring peace back to the universe the gorilla kills the wolf. He pulls everyone out of the tiger's belly until he pulls the Black Egg out of boar. The gorilla smashes the black egg and its evil goo is splashed upon the gorilla's face. He is driven mad and his eyes glow red with evil. He is now the Evil Space Gorilla.