The Age of the Gods

Overview
Each of the gods takes turns ruling the earth for a thousand years.

First Age of the Sun
The Sun God takes the helm. It's very hot. He thinks he's Elvis.

First Age of the Moon
The Moon Goddess takes the helm. The Sun God does not handle the sudden shift in attention very well. The earth becomes very cold.

First Age of the Sky
The Goddess of the Sky takes the helm. The Sun God is banished from the earth. The world opens up again.

First Age of the Earth
The Goddess of the Earth takes the helm. She grows into herself and harvests are bountiful.

First Age of the Stars
Woodstock, but for a thousand years. Music festivals, colorful mushrooms, the sun god would love it, but he's still in exile.

First Age of Storms
The Age of Punk following the Thousand Years of Love

First Age of Death
The Age of Death Metal and 2000's emo music. The Goddess of Death has spent too long in the underworld with only a giant spider, a river of spit, and her own thoughts. She refuses to come out of the underworld even as pandemics ravage the Sacred Kingdom. She just stays down in her bunker, tweeting.

First Age of Fire
It's VERY hot. There are lots of droughts and spicy foods and dancing, despite the lack of water.

First Age of Water
Remember that lack of water? Not a problem. Also the goddess of water is the goddess of emotional release and stuff, so this might be when the Sun God comes back. He might be back a bit earlier? Still working that out.

Second Age of the Sun
Wait, you're not the Sun God...